ask me absolutely anything. i will tell the...
It’s your smile and the way your so free. The way you talk without being so shy. The way you talk to me and start a conversation. The look on your face when you catch me looking at you during class. The way your forehead wrinkles up a bit when you smile. The way my heartbeats when you hang out with me at lunch. These are the reasons why I can’t get you out of my head..
Job interview at mcdonalds?
“Did somebody say McDonald’s? For starters “Put a smile on” because “They love to see you smile” And when they ask how you feel about being there you say “I’m loving it!”
This GODDAMN Motherfucker!
My Brother-in-law stole my sister’s phone. (iPhone 3gs) Stupid prick disconnected it as well. if he ever set foot in my room and takes my phone. i’ll drug him, tie him to a tree and beat the fuck outta him and ask “where’s my precious little phone, sir?”
Steve Jobs dies.
Steve Jobs, the visionary co-founder of Apple Computers and the only American in the country who had any clue what the fuck he was doing, died Wednesday at the age of 56. “We haven’t just lost a great innovator, leader, and businessman, we’ve literally lost the only person in this country who actually had his shit together and knew what the hell was going on,” a statement...
She’s such a prude. if she ever lets a dick inside her it would turn into a Popsicle. p-Popsicle patty.
This is retarded.
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! just legalize it!!! its pot, no one cares!! its pot FACTS: it kills little to no brain cells, its is less addictive than cigarettes and beer, and isn’t a hallucinogenic. in fact all it does is make you goofy and lazy… and hungry.. its not bad!! i would rather see tax money go to schools and programs.. not fucking paying to put pot heads in prison for hash. I...
i think we can all agree Nancy is "universally"...