I play video games but I typically dislike the majority of “video game nerds”. You know the kind that wear shirts with anime characters, have manboobs, whine & complain and have an elitist attitude whenever discussing a game.
You find a lot of them in large groups at midnight releases which is why I wait until the next day to pick up the game.
Just because I’m don’t play sports all the time, don’t have girlfriend after girlfriend, am not buff, don’t like to watch sports, and hang out with mostly girls, like to sing and be weird, that doesn’t have to make me gay. Maybe I don’t like watching sports because people get a beefed up over them, don’t have a girlfriend every week because I would like to actually have a girlfriend that I like and not have one just to have one, and Maybe I have mostly female friends because guys nowadays are all huge assholes who think they’re the shit and have to be bigger and better than everyone else. I know nobody gives a fuck about my post anyways, so…. dkcjdnvfinfdeufrhv.
Randal: “Embolism in a pool.” Dante: “What an embarrassing way to die.” Randal: “That’s nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.” Dante: “How did he die?” Randal: “He broke his neck.” Dante: “That’s embarrassing?” Randal: “He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick.” Dante: “Shut the hell up.” Randal: “I swear.” Dante: “Stop it.” Randal: “Bible truth.” Dante: “Oh, my god.” Randal: “Come on, haven’t you tried to suck your own dick?” Dante: “No.” Randal: “Yeah, right. You’re so repressed.” Dante: “Because I never tried to suck my own dick?” Randal: “No, because you won’t admit to it. As if a guy’s a fucking pervert ‘cause he tries to go down on himself. You’re as curious as the rest of us, pal. You’ve tried it.” Dante: “Who found him?” Randal: “My cousin? Mom found him. It was a mess. He was on his bed, with his legs doubled over himself. Mom freaked out.” Dante: “Made it, huh? Dick in his mouth?” Randal: “Yeah. Balls resting on his lips.” Dante: “Wow. He really made it.” Randal: “Yeah, but at what a price.” Dante: “I could never reach…” Randal: “Reach what?” Dante: “You know.” Randal: “What, your dick?” Dante: “Yeah, like you said, I guess everyone get’s curious and tries it sometime.” Randal: “I never tried it. Fucking pervert.”
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