When someone checks you out:
Normal people: My reaction: Too accurate..
U got no swag
I must rant.
This bitch/cunt at school is so fucking annoying. She broke up with this boy and set fire to his letters and love notes. Normally… I wouldn’t give a single gram of a fuck, but she broke up with him like 3 times in the last two months. Seriously, Bitch get your shit together. I hate knowing you exist in my fourth block. I really try to be friends with her, but she’s...
I’ve literally spent the last five minutes staring at this, trying to figure out what the fuck is happening and why a human being would post this incoherent, violent bullshit on their Facebook page. Everyone on this post needs to leave the planet immediately. I nominate them to be the first residents of the Gingrich Moon Mansion.
I got a interview next Monday at Kroger!
I’m so fucking happy. Goodbye McDonald’s, you fuckers!!