I typed in ‘thug life’ in shuttershock and It is thug life though
Imagine if Tumblr payed you for every post
Imagine if you spelled PAID right
When I get a new follower
the-vashta-nerada: lastofthetimeladies: you know when a celebrity your parents like dies and they get kind of quiet and sad and are all like “ohhh that person died? back in the day he was my favorite actor” or something? that’s going to happen to you someday. all of your favorite actors are going to die. JESS WHAT THE FUCK WHY? JUST WHY?
michelleisnotonfire: theonewhowrites: loki-dokey: postordiea: bendydicks: You know how you get those posts with Americans and Brits bickering over freedom and tea and scones and spelling. And the rest of us who aren’t from either country are just looking on like oh just kiss already WE. ARE. NOT. YOUR. OTP GOD WE HAVE SHIPPERS Bramerica. #LIBERTEA
What interventions are like in real life
waltie-chanlolz: segastarlit: ourtangledbones: dinuguan: Who raised this kid?! :o I would be lying if I said I didn’t tear up a bit. Incredible. What an awesome kid, really. We need more people like him in this world. I GIVE THIS MAN……
Anonymous asked: are you gay?
sodamonsterr: According to USA Today, the average Tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on Tumblr. i spend 2.5 hours an hour on tumblr
If this gets 200k notes by the time I graduate...
anabundanceofeurekas: missrincewind: thatgleekywholockianhead: leader-of-the-shadows: thefantasticten: the-smart-brother: ignoratio-elenchi: thatgleekywholockianhead: Worthwhile cause. there better be a damn video i have NO regret reblogging this There BETTER be a friggin’ video I normally don’t reblog my own post but this was necessary. OH MY GOD PEOPLE I PROMISE THERE...
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on