When I write "they" in an essay, and the teacher...
xoxo-aleee: “Bitch, they is whoever I say they is!” LMFAOO /
Mitt Romney: "my mom always said 'why should women have any less say in the government than men?'"
Me: BECAUSE YOU'RE TRYING TO CONTROL MY UTERUS MITT
teacher: let's go around the classroom and have everyone say something about themselves
Look, these people, they’re fucking retarded. Rape can’t cause pregnancy? Breast...– Bill Nye, the Science Guy, regarding Todd Akin and the Republican Party source (via captaincoolasfuck)