September 2012
jesusmaslow:
When I write "they" in an essay, and the teacher...
xoxo-aleee:
“Bitch, they is whoever I say they is!”
LMFAOO /
August 2012
Mitt Romney: "my mom always said 'why should women have any less say in the government than men?'"
Me: BECAUSE YOU'RE TRYING TO CONTROL MY UTERUS MITT
teacher: let's go around the classroom and have everyone say something about themselves
me: FUCK
“Look, these people, they’re fucking retarded. Rape can’t cause pregnancy? Breast...”
– Bill Nye, the Science Guy, regarding Todd Akin and the Republican Party
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(via captaincoolasfuck)
